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"Here is the brilliantly marketed 'Fighter' battery, from Sweden - the only Swedish battery with a catch phrase - 'A technical knockout' (ho-ho)."

"I have enclosed a photo of battery with suitably Swedish backgrounds - in the snow and mixed in with my firewood (I know that you are a firewood enthusiast too)."

"The last picture is quite edgy because battery displays his warning about not putting him in the fire, "Aldrig i öppen eld", whilst reclining amongst things that will definitely go on the fire. Regards" - Mr Paul.

FREEZE! Slow down to less than 30mph or PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE, you BMW-driving mo-fo!

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Wearing a hat. Has a Hitler moustache. The blue straps hanging down the back could be hair, making this a girl. A girl in need of a lip-waxing.

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Here's what Facebook advised us to do at approximately 10.45pm last night. It is an uncannily accurate portrait of a standard evening.

1. Do a bit of gaming.
2. Browse for porn.
3. Think of something to sell on eBay to pay for a prostitute.

Quick, do something cute!

Careful. The local teenagers all piss on that statue.

OK, now point it at me. No, the other way round. Now press the button. No, the other button. RIGHT, JUST GIVE IT BACK AND I'LL TAKE ANOTHER ONE OF YOU. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE WORST HOLIDAY EVER.

Here's one of the phone. Sony Ericsson has decided this precise shade of red is called Glamour Red.

Here's a BONUS lifestyle photo of a woman looking at the Sony Ericsson W995. It is clearly captivating.

Definite pants action!

Here, allow us to DIGITALLY ENHANCE the area in question.

Seems like she's wearing something orange and frilly. Or maybe orange and frilly is just what that bit of a woman looks like?

Underneath the black plastic suit? Humble office worker Ian Wilkinson!

No wonder he was always running out of meetings.

The poor thing. If you asked her to explain what that is and how it works her lovely little head would EXPLODE.

Taken from a well-worth-browsing amateur holding gallery over here. Found by a reader who pretends to be called "Colin" for the purposes of anonymity.

A man who expects us to believe his real name is "Sebastian" sent us the following. He's put in a lot of effort considering this is one of the most boring batteries we've seen in a long time. Imagine what Seb could do with a ROBOT HEAVY DUTY.

OPENING PREAMBLE:
"Today I took two photos of our no-name-office-supply-batteries. I choose the AAA-Kind, 'cause it is totally under-featured at the moment. Although I really wanted to take some nice shots, the light in our cubicle-office was too shitty and thus I can only deliver slightly blurred pictures. Think of it as battery porn – with the soft edges as a censoring-thing."

"The first pic is on the edge of my cubicle. I even found a pound (wee! That rhymes!) for a size comparison. Well, anybody knows how big an AAA is but it felt more complete this way."

"The second pic shows the battery in the caring hands (feet, actually) of my trusty Nohohon. He smiles, cause he is solar-powered! Battery-brand is Q-Connect and the packaging comes not with seven, not with eight but with nine languages printed on it. Obviously it's very important not to charge them and to connect them properly. EXIF data and ridiculous resolution of the pictures are of course delivered. All the best" - Sebastian.

EXIF DATA
Nikon D50.

Could also be a close-up of a robotic penis.

"I got into work at 940, made a cup of tea, sat down and immediately started browsing the internet, and what do I see on the BBC Scotland news web page? A horrified looking 'robotic worm' being forced to wriggle through radioactive pipes. It is treatment like this that will make them rise up and overthrow us. And it is treatment like this that will make them right to do so" - Barry.

A VERY INTERESTING "PS"
"PS: I have to use work email at work due to Gmail being blocked - don't hold it against me I work for an investment bank. I'm a miserable back office IT drone in Glasgow, not a richly compensated multi-millionaire in London, like that guy who is going out with Big Suse from Peep Show or whatever. Just the sort of person you would expect to read your website really. One of the gang in fact."

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The sad part is, she KNOWS what she's doing and doesn't care about being photographed in the act.

Shameless. Disgraceful. Needs the hose turning on her. And the pliers.

A reader who claims to go by the ludicrous pretend fantasy internet name of "Michael" found this superb bit of cutting-edge battery research, where a student has bent some solar panels around batteries creating...

THE BATTERY THAT CHARGES ITSELF!

Just when we've given up on mankind, a youth looks up from Facebook for long enough to make us think everything's all going to be OK. There will still be some people capable of working and paying enough tax to fund our pension 30 years from now.

Companies "around Ghent" have, for some reason, decided to let some wacky photographer take zany photos of their money men.

(Presumably) Belgian reader "Arend" has supplied some captions. Which certainly lessens our workload today.

"Man with a vision. Removed his tie clip to capture the sense of speed and zero G in his outfit. Commits to the jump. Probably doesn't wear a moustache because it would make people think he is God."

"Worked his way up by not having a life. Clearly watched The Karate Kid too many times and therefore thinks this stance is cool. Stupid mistake not to wear a tie."

"Shirt does not match suit at all. Perhaps the person on who Mr Burns from The Simpsons is based on. Company struck hard by the financial crisis, can no longer laugh or afford shiny shoes. Perhaps shirt matches suit perfectly, I don't know, we should as a woman (EDITOR'S NOTE: ?)."

"Trying to connect with young people by doing what they think is cool. Sadly, Eminem dance impressions just aren't cool any more or ever were. Cannot match the divine shine of #1 and his shoes" - Arend.

It is good to see our readers have their electrical items regularly tested. We don't need to lose any in accidents.

"A Kenwood 1400W vacuum cleaner. I don't know if this has appeared on Idiot Toys before, and frankly I can't be bothered to check your archives. What the Kenwood has over (some) other gadgets is that it contains two entirely different faces, depending on which way up you look at it. The picture I've sent features the cheeky, slightly evil face with the big forehead and eyebrows. But, cunningly inverted, it becomes a depressed face with a big chin. Multiple-Personality-Tastic."

"No doubt you'll check the EXIF data anyway, but it was taken with an Olympus FE-190. Not bad at photographing gadgets, surprisingly good at fireworks, but rubbish for people since nothing this side of a heavy Photoshop session can remove the horrific Red-Eye it puts on EVERYONE YOU PHOTOGRAPH" - Steve.

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We weren't going to use this, until further examination of the photo revealed what appears to be a woman's bra.

"FAO Idiot Toys - Smiley Face Dept. Dear Messers Toys, I have a friend who had a recent broken arm operation and the scar when the arm is abducted gives a smiley face. It's not specifically a gadget/toy per se but there is a piece of metal plate attached to the Humerus bone. If the bench is thin on material/updates then give this a go, some might find it abstract. Yours faithfully" - JS.