Apple re-using Specialists :(

Looks like we've already seen all the presentable Apple Specialists. It used this one again in an email about new year deals.



At least we now have a sense of completion.

INTERNATIONAL Apple Specialist!

We just got an email off a man called "Juan". And as if that wasn't exciting enough, Juan provided us with an image of a Japanese Apple Specialist!



"Don't know why, but I get Japanese Apple Store spam - here is the localized specialist. He looks like 'Ken' because he changed his name to a western one to be smooth and cooler to all of those Japanese lolitas crowding the Tokyo Apple Store.

"Maybe in 3-4 years he'll change it to Matsuko and start giving out blow jobs in back alleys like ALL of the Apple (male) specialists eventually do. Can you wait that long for some apple lady-boy love?" - Juan.

New Apple Specialist! :)

Today's one is a man :(

It's definitely a Steve. Never before have we seen such a Steve-like man.



Taken from Apple's email about iPods it's just sent out today, with the subject header "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL ONE PERSON JUST BUY *SOMETHING* BEFORE CHRISTMAS" or something along those lines.

APPLE SPECIALIST UPDATE: Quite attainable lady

Hooray! New Apple Specialist! We used to get sad and angry whenever Apple sent us an unsolicited spam message about one of its poncy products, but thanks to our new-found love of Apple Specialist Photos every email about iPhone 3G purchasing options is now a pleasure to open.



Apple should start sending out names of its specialists in these emails so we feel more involved and connected to the brand. She looks like a Sarah, but we can't be 100% on that. She has the hair of a Kate.

Apple's Specialist of the Month

This man is an Apple Specialist. He will be on hand to reassure you that you're buying into the right lifestyle and that your hair will become this well-styled when you awake with an iPhone 3G on the bedside cabinet tomorrow morning, thanks to its iStyle application that reaches out and lovingly ruffles you to sleep each night.



Each bulk mailout we get from Apple features a different Apple Specialist photograph. Our new idea for a regular feature is to take a screen capture of each Specialist, thereby gradually building a vast catalogue of Apple Specialist photos.



Then, in five years time, we'll submit the list to Digg and maybe get over 10 Diggs and 20 extra readers in a day. It will all be worth it.

HOW YOU CAN HELP:
We'd like your Apple Specialist photos, please, particularly if you live in a different bit of the world - as these Specialists look like they've been localised for the UK. Especially the lady one.