Bags with FACES #10 & #11: Johnston Murphy Luggage and the "Bail Out Bag"

These are good ones. We're not going to go uploading Bags with FACES unless they're good.



The obese Mr Johnston (left) and his miserable wife.



Dennis Hopper from Apocalypse Now.

Bags with FACES #9: The Coldpack Antifreeze Vaccine Backpack

Wearing a hat. Has a Hitler moustache. The blue straps hanging down the back could be hair, making this a girl. A girl in need of a lip-waxing.



And she'd need to lose three stone before you'd even think about bringing her home or trying to grope her on the night bus.

Bags with FACES#8: An orange manbag

The least-thrilling and most occasional feature in internet history is back. Thankfully, due to how the pages work, it'll soon scroll away into oblivion and we can all say we don't remember it if anyone asks.



"A bag with a face. The Pretty Boy 5500 (XXL). It's looking a little worried, possibly about the illness which has turned it orange."



"Also a hedge with a face. I think it's a rabbit. Perhaps it was sculpted by the teeth of the local rabbits as some kind of idol" - Rik.

Bags with FACES #7 or thereabouts

Due to what can only be described as "user demand" we are launching Bags with FACES as a regular feature. People keep sending them in. So we might as well use them.

Check out this man's amazing 1960s household colour scheme.



"I have attached a picture of my girlfriend's handbag. It looks quite content. Yes, I could have retaken it so it was less blurry - but then I would have risked getting caught by said girlfriend photographing her handbag and had to explain exactly what Idiot Toys was and why I am sending in a photo of her bag" - Lawrence.

Bags with FACES #3: A bag

This is the second or perhaps even third bag we have featured that has a face. Hopefully this won't become a trend. It is from here. Please do not look out for more bags with faces.



"If Bilal can send in pics of 'gadgets' (bags) with faces on, then so can I!" - Ian F.