FIFTY (50) batteries for ONE POUND!

We have a new winner in the who can get the most batteries for £1 competition! First of all it was Sam with 15, but then we remembered we'd actually got 24 last year.

We have both been BLOWN out of THE WATER with this. From a trusted and recognisable brand, too.



"Couldn't help noticing the challenge on bargain batteries. Here's 50 small crap ones I also bought at Poundland, for a pound - that said if they fit my watch I've saved a fortune. How exciting" - MrJolly.



How exciting? Literally VERY EXCITING indeed. Can anyone beat 50? Come on, it's only a quid. You can't begrudge spending a quid on an Idiot Toys update, can you?

Hyundai battery MEGA DEAL

Every battery MUST GO!



"Whilst in town yesterday looking to buy some batteries for my ever consuming 360 controller I thought I would check out 'Poundland' and see if I could get a bargain, and I found this monster deal, for only £1."



"The standard pack is 12 batteries, but it seems someone at HQ over christmas, maybe whilst at the office party a bit pissed on WKD, promised to add on another three to help out the British spending public in the credit crunch."



"I've yet to open them up and try them out, they will probably last 5 mins per pair, and I'll be swapping them out whilst getting my ass eaten off by zombies. Maybe this could be a new feature called Battery Megapacks, see who can get the best bargain, as I'm pretty sure this can be beaten" - Sam.

CAN IT BE BEATEN?
Yes, by us, over a year ago.

China solves world energy crisis

24 AA batteries for £3! If they made cars or cookers that ran on AA batteries it'd be near limitless energy for minimal outlay.



Super Extra Heavy Duty. You can't get heavier duty than that.



And these ones were discounted to £1. Just to reiterate - that's 24 batteries for £1. Imagine the joy and excitement we felt as this was scanned in at the till, and the price really did come up as £1.



Problem is, they don't work. A brand new pair wouldn't even get a digital camera to turn on in 'play' mode. They literally do not work at all. China! You have made a powerful new enemy today.